Clips To Whack Off To #25: Wicked Witch Gives Scary Blowjob

Unfortunately I don’t think Margaret Hamilton, the original Wicked Witch of the West ever made a porno so this is what you’ll have to stroke it to if you have the hots for the Wicked Witch and let’s be honest who doesn’t? I mean when you watch the way she rides that broom….it’s near impossible to not jerk it.

WARNING! BONER ALERT! WARNING! BONER ALERT!!


So in one of the most bizarre porno clips to date we have a guy who looks like he’d be a local television’s Bozo the Clown dressed up like the Tin Man and pounding away at the Wicked Witch, a woman who painted her entire body green and keeps her costume and hat on while she fucks.
I gotta be honest, my sexual drive is pretty fucking low. Sure I jerk it in such an aggressive way you’d think I’m trying to get out a high level of jizz before I turn into a werewolf and eat a crippled child…….but as for going out and having sex I’m not really one who pursues it. BUT…..if I knew a girl with pierced nipples who was willing to paint her body green and wear a witch’s costume and hat………oh….my…fucking…..god. The fucking things I would do for that woman. I would even take her to some shitty white girl restaurant like Olive Garden in the hopes she straddles my dick, gives a good ol witch cackling laugh and says “I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!”
Oh my god I would shoot the hugest cum shot since when I would go to my grandma’s on the weekend because she had Showtime and I knew they would show softcore porn starring Misty Mundae.
CAUSE YOU KNOW MIDDLE SCHOOL EMILIO WAS JERKING IT TO MISTY MUNDAE


WHAT?

 

DARIAN CAINE



ANOUSHKA

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SHARON ENGERT



A.J. KAHN



WATCHING PLAYMATE OF THE APES



LORD OF THE G STRINGS



GLADIATOR EROTICUS



SPIDER-BABE



THE EROTIC MIRROR



SEDUCTION OF MISTY MUNDAE


Juuuuust to name a few.

So yeah you guys I really want to fuck a witch so if you know a lonely goth girl who usually spends her weekends alone watching The Craft or Hocus Pocus and willing to paint her body green and wear a black pointed hat in the hopes of getting attention hook her up with my number, K? Thank you 🙂
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph592e46c2a59e5

 

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