Clips To Whack Off To #21: Damn Good Pornography- Twin Peaks Porno Parody

I wanted something that was Twin Peaks themed and sadly this is it, a fucking minute clip where the sex happens in the blink of an eye. You’d think with how fucked up porno can get there would be more. Shit, if you have a male midget fucking they should always portray The Man From Another Place, humping a girl like they’re a little dog Paris Hilton keeps in her purse and saying shit backwards.

I’m enjoying the new season of Twin Peaks so far but it can somewhat be a chore to sit down and watch another episode.

“So what am I doing today? Spending fifty five minutes watching Kyle Maclachlan muttering just a tad more dialogue than Mark Hamill in The Force Awakens? Uhh fuck fine.”

When did The Roadhouse become a horrible hipster bar? Every episode ends with a performance from a horrible hipster band that probably has a vinyl release only available in independent record stores in Portland and Brooklyn.

This will be the second time I picked a clip where a woman is fucking a ventriloquist dummy with a strap on attached to it and I’m shocked it’s a thing. I’ll probably be sharing more clips like this on a regular basis. Hopefully someone who was haunted by the film Magic or Goosebumps will come across Clips To Whack Off To and die of fright.

That would make me one happy boy.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5935974c889cc

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