Nowadays, girls covered in tattoos are the most generic mother fuckers on the planet.
The “I consider myself unique because I purchase band tees at Hot Topic” look.
One would think someone who covers themselves in ink would be interesting or artistic but nope, usually they’re just as generic if not more than how you imagined the most popular high school to be and then it turns out the popular girl has a personality instead of the ink covered emo girl who listened to Bring Me The Horizon’s Suicide Season when her hormones were through the roof and got a neck tattoo, soon letting a bunch of skinny dudes in V neck shirts and skinny jeans cum all over said neck tattoo.
Ever since the late 2000s when everybody was masturbating to Suicide Girls and thought Heath Ledger’s Joker was so cool, dark and mysterious, the “alternative” culture is just as superficial as the airheads in American Eagle abusing their parents’ credit card.
“I’m real out there, I listen to Slipknot.”
I feel bad for the ones who think some bitch with generic shit like a lock in the shape of a heart, old steampunk watch, diamonds, roses or any quote on her ribcage has an actual personality.
Really going to task on girls covered in generic ink, I’ll have chubby girls who think they’re pin up models protesting outside my house by the end of the week.
This bitch sendin Boba Fett to my house to shut me up.
Apparently this is the hottest video on Pornhub today and like most things on Pornhub, pretty fucking generic. As usual we got an up and coming above average looking girl covered in tats trying to fill the spot Christie Mack left behind gagging all over a giant cock as she’s in a Lolita pose on the bed with the bottom of her feet faced towards the cameras in order to attract the saddest individuals who will buy something for her off her Amazon wishlist.
Ever notice that about pornstars? They all have a link to their Amazon wishlist on Twitter so some creep buys them fuck me pumps. Which I guess I can’t knock because if you’re in a business where you’re bound to peak after three years and there’s some fresh out of high school twat taking your spot, yeah you better be collecting as much as you can before you’re left to overdose in a sleazy motel room.
What was weird about this video was how the dude keeps a flannel shirt on the entire time. He’s obviously a chiseled guy who spends a lot of time on his body so it made me wonder why he was in a flannel shirt. Ron Jeremy fucked naked and he was a hairy fat Jew. Makes me wonder if he’s one of those retards who spends 500 bucks on a designer flannel shirt even if it looks like the 20 dollar one at Wal-Mart and is now wearing it at all times to flaunt how bad he is with money.
So is this a clip to whack off to? Eh if you wanna see someone who looks like a Hot Topic employee who has guys pretending to enjoy the song If It Means A Lot To You by A Day To Remember or I Miss You by Blink 182 in the hopes of fucking her, sure.
We all know this bitch
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