Surprised I haven’t already posted this one, I’ve done the Five Knuckle Shuffle to this one PLENTY of times.
Funny I happened to mention the Five Knuckle Shuffle since Kendra Lust has been romantically linked to John Cena in the past.
Johnny Sins and Kendra Lust participating in an Unsolved Mysteries/America’s Most Wanted style reenactment scene.
It apparently happened while John Cena was still married to his first wife Elizabeth. Cena got away with having sex with Kendra Lust in his own house while Elizabeth was home because whenever she would knock on the door and Cena would foolishly reply I’M CUMMING ELIZABETH…..she just thought he was watching Sanford and Son.
Ever since I’ve been watching Hogan’s Heroes I’ve been feeling paranoid about posting about porn. I know this quite a turn but stick with me here.
Star of Hogan’s Heroes, Bob Crane apparently became obsessed with this hobby he had of recording all of his sexual interactions. This is more fictional Hollywood Babylon than fact, but apparently he also got in BDSM and got a dick implant. Well his hobby got to the point apparently that somebody decided to bash his brains in and his murder case is like Tupac and Biggie, still unsolved to this day.
Fuck I’m hoping nobody comes across my blog and is like, “He made me jerk off to chicks cosplaying at Harley Quinn too many times, TIME TO DIE FUCKO!”
I don’t know, perverts can get out of hand ya know? If they get all that angry Ghostbusters 2 liquid out of their bodies they’re fine but if not they’re losing their shit like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
This GIF makes me think Ghostbusters 2 would make for a great double feature with The Stuff, would do you think fellow horror fans?
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