Lost and hopeless from not being able to tweet “THAT’S HOW WE DO IT!” and “WHY ALL THE SALT??”, fans who have been following the New England Patriots for five years and have never even heard of Drew Bledsoe and Bill Parcells are left with nothing to do but wait for the next team that wins the most.
Rumors are circulating that fans of the Dallas Cowboys have convinced a majority of Patriots fans who have never been to Boston or even a Dunkin Donuts that 2019 will be the year the Lombardi Trophy comes back to Dallas as Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski jerseys are being traded for Dak Prescott and Dez Bryant jerseys.
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