Though the weather outside is frightful.
Your sister’s mouth is so delightful.
A nice tight inviting hole.
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow
I don’t believe in waiting until a certain time of year to participate in holiday traditions. I have Halloween/ Dia De Los Muertos stuff in my home every day of the year and I sure as fuck don’t wait until November/December to jerk it to some Christmas themed pornography while listening to Perry Como records. If you wait until after Thanksgiving to fuck while blaring He We Come a-Caroling with your girl wearing a Krampus mask, you’re really missing out on all that life can offer.
You might not even jerk it to this video because you’ll be too busy staring in awe at the actor playing the dad busting out some sick chops for this. Sure, people are hear to jerk off real fast in the bathroom while their wife is trying to quiet the baby down but why can’t you watch some grade A acting here too? There’s a rumor currently going around Hollywood that James Gunn was about to stroke one out to this video but just stood there in awe holding his semi hard dick while watching the guy playing the dad giving a truly memorable performance. Gunn after watching this video then went over to Kevin Feige’s office playing the clip and asking how do we get this guy in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
Last I heard they’re talking to Sony about branching over Fantastic 4 and getting this guy to play Mister Fantastic.
The “kids” in this film? Yeah not so great at acting. The dude most notably looks so out of place since he’s like 35 and attempting to play a moody teenage boy who only wants to play with his cell phone. The best way I could describe his appearance is one of Jeff Conaway’s abortions that somehow made it out of the dumpster with a coat-hanger pierced through his forehead.
So throughout this video the sister is giving her step-brother a handjob while the dad attempts to get the perfect Christmas picture, take after take breaking down his family like he’s fucking Stanley Kubrick shooting The Shining. I can’t think of a worse time to get a handjob than surrounded by my family by a girl wearing an ugly Christmas sweater. Shit I’d rather get a handjob at a Halloween party by someone in the new Pennywise costume while someone else is licking my balls dressed like Tim Curry Pennywise.
But then again who doesn’t wanna ejaculate on some clowns and moan out “Beep beep Ritchie!”?
When you cum on a girl’s face and didn’t eat pineapple.
The ending of this clip has like an M. Night Shamalayan twist in that these two eventually get caught fucking by the stepmom and she goes to rat them out.
Hopefully there’s a part two where the dad comes in huffing from a gas tank gritting his teeth and moaning “WELL IF YOU’RE GONNA FUCK YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT IN FRONT OF FUCKING DADDY!!” And he shoves a piece of blue velvet in his mouth and starts moaning while aggressively fucking the couch as he watches them.
Why am I not directing porn?
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