Clips To Whack Off To #22: Roseanne Porno Parody

 

This was a HORRIBLE Roseanne parody! Throughout the time I jerked off to this not once did I chuckle or feel like I was watching the classic sitcom. Here are just a few ways off the top of my head to make a more authentic Roseanne porno parody. Hopefully some porn producers see this post to meet the needs of a lot of people.

  1. Becky interrupting the fuck session asking if someone can take her to the mall.
  2. Darlene seeing what they’re doing and drawing it to include in one of her horror comics.
  3. Leon seeing Roseanne naked, looking between her legs and saying that’s the most hideous loose meat sandwich he’s ever seen.
  4. Blues Traveler playing Hook while they fuck and the porn star playing Dan Connor is dressed like one of the Blues Brothers.
  5. Using the Godzilla action figure that was in every episode as a sex toy.
  6. Roseanne’s mother interrupts them and bitches and Dan tries his best to not lose his shit before finally punching a hole in the wall or throwing the Godzilla statue through the television before going out to the bar.
  7. DJ being caught watching one of Dan’s pornos, Dan has a talking to him and looks at the porno realizing he’ll need the move currently on the screen to make Roseanne orgasm.
  8. Lesbian sex scene between Nancy and Crystal, who just bombed on a date with some guy.
  9. David and Darlene have sex. David doesn’t make her orgasm and whines about it in a poem about his small dick.
  10. Mark overdoes on heroin halfway through his sex scene.
  11. Sex scene with Becky, halfway through the scene change actresses
  12. If the first Roseanne porno parody is successful the sequel MUST be a Halloween themed episode with a bunch of bloody, spooky Tom Savini like props.
  13. If the Halloween themed porno is successful then a mediocre sequel where Roseanne wins the lottery

 

Well there you have it, thirteen ways to make a more authentic Roseanne porno parody. Now go stick you throbbing stalk of corn in that and get back to me.

 

Cindy Clark’s mom should’ve been in this movie

 

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