“What do you do for a living man? Cause when I see you in here in the gym it seems like you never rush.”
“O you see I jerk off for old guys on the internet. Yeah I dress like fucking Tinkerbell and stick a broom up my ass, walk around the house jerking off while I shake my ass and sweep up all the dirt. Then after that I put on high heels and pinch my fucking testicles.”
The guy looked disgusted and threw open the locker room door as he walked out.
“Man what a nosy little cocksucker.”