Donald Trump knocked a passport out of the hands of a Muslim man, kicking it into the female restroom just as the door open and closed. As the door shut, a smug smile spread across his face as he tilted his head up and closed his eyes.
“Aha! Now you’re screwed pal.”
A woman walked out of the restroom and handed the man his passport. The man thanked the woman and walked away, not addressing Trump’s presence.
“Damn! That was my Plan B Travel Ban.” moaned Trump as Mike Pence hugged him, giving him a gentle pat on the back.