Flash Fiction Of The Day (5/31/2017): Creampie

Mandy woke up one morning to find a stranger drinking one of her Capri Suns.

“Who are you?”

“A guy who just creampied your mom.”

“What’s that?”

“Wanna smell my fingers?”

Mandy sniffed his index and middle fingers.

“Why do your fingers smell like lemon pepper flavored salmon?”

“Think it’ll be a boy or a girl?”

Nine months later it was a boy.

Her parents looked down at the baby in awe. The stranger Mandy had seen drinking her Capri Sun stood by a vending machine, pretending to be waiting for something as he glanced over into the delivery room.

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