Two friends were standing side by side at the urinal after just seeing Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Both were exhausted by the length of the film, having to hold their bladders for awhile.
“It fucking sucks Trump is president.”
“Because eventually the pendulum will swing towards the far left once the reign of the alt right is over.”
“Wow, that’s interesting. I never thought of it that way.”
“I mean shit is going to get so PC one day that they’ll be giving twenty dollar fines for saying nigger in public and I can’t afford that.”