Clips To Whack Off To: Bang Bros Piper Perri Takes J-Mac’s Big Cock

I must be honest, I think Piper Perri might be my favorite porn star.

I find children to be sexually attractive. I sure do wish I could fuck children. It takes everything in me to not load up the van with candy, Cosby the first little boy or girl who climbs in and take off, dragging them into my sex dungeon. But I realize that it’s likely I’ll get caught. It’s not the 70s anymore when parents just looked the other way when their kids didn’t come back home.

Pretending to be a child molester off the bat, strap in folks……it’s going to be a Final Destination rollercoaster.

Thankfully we all have Piper Perri who is twenty three and looks like a little girl! My favorite thing about Piper Perri is she looks like a little girl from a really bad neighborhood or trailer park, one who has been shooting up meth since she was in the womb and puts wears corpse paint.

One reason this video is so hot is the guy who fucks Piper is a bald headed goatee wearing muscular version of Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad, punishing Piper Perri for not paying her meth debts on time. I will warn you, due to the fact this man has a giant cock and most of his blood is pumping under the belt, he talks and sounds like a goon in a cartoon who just got a brick dropped on his head.

Try to ignore the fact that this clip’s storyline seems to be a father with Down Syndrome is molesting his daughter who is home sick for the day. Pornhub is certainly pushing the envelope with this one.

One of the weirdest moments in this clip is to stall for time, the guy crunches up a fistful of animal crackers, shoves them up Piper Perri vagina and follows her around the room on all fours eating the bits as they fall from her vagina as she sings Animal Crackers In My Soup in her best Shirley Temple voice. Once she’s done singing, the guy playfully tackles Piper Perri, spread her legs and begins going down on her.

“Mmm looks like there’s still some animals floating in your Autumn Chowder snookums.”

“Tehe daddy you’re silly!”

After this position, Piper Perri is thrown into her signature position where the guy puts her legs above her head and fucks her while applying Chris Masters’ signature move, The Master Lock. Personally I believe Piper Perri is letting Vince McMahon know she is ready for the WWE. She’s clearly prepared for a title reign the way she NEVER taps out or passes out from some guy pounding away at her in this painful submission move.

Even June 2007 Chris Benoit wouldn’t walk away from a match with her.

The big conclusion of this video is when Piper Perri gets down on her knees and the guy has trouble ejaculating when it’s time for the big ending. Piper Perri in a moment of genius grabs a ukulele and in a Tiny Time like voice begins belting out a cover of the Little Einsteins theme song. The guy gets so aroused, he blasts her in the face with a cumshot so powerful she does a couple of backflips before going through a kitchen cabinet like a Looney Tunes character.

This is certainly a clip worth whacking off to and if you like masturbating to Piper Perri, pat yourself on the back for never fucking a child!

And if you have fucked a child……

 

 

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