Flash Fiction Of The Day (5/20/2017: Fucking Hate Jews

“I fucking hate Jews.” a man sitting at the bar said.

As he was drinking his beer, an Orthodox Jew walked in and punched him, knocking him off his stool. The Jew put his cock on the unconscious man’s face. People in the bar took out their phones to take photos and record the incident.

“How do you like that mother fucker? A cut fresh since the day my rabbi gave it to me!”

A few minutes later the man woke up.

“Got a weird taste in my mouth…..”

“Like Matzah balls? someone said.

The entire bar broke into laughter.

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