Short Story (Under 200 Words): Does Pie Really Feel Like Pussy?

James was sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee and reading the newspaper. Once he lowered it, he saw his son looking at him. James exhaled and rolled his eyes.

“What’s on your mind?”

“Dad…..does apple pie really feel like pussy?”

James walked to the refrigerator and grabbed the apple pie his wife had just purchased. He then put it in the microwave for two minutes.

Once it was steaming hot, he placed it on front of his son.

“Find out for yourself.” he said before walking out of the kitchen.

He stood outside of the kitchen door and waited. A minute had barely passed before he heard his son screaming like a little girl. He opened the kitchen door and saw his son hobbling to the sink, his pants around his ankles. He jumped to his tiptoes so that his burnt penis could reach the cold water coming from the sink.

As his wife rushed downstairs wonder what was going on, James was on the ground, holding his stomach in pain from how hard he was laughing.

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