Earlier this week President Trump stated that he couldn’t understand how the Civil War couldn’t be worked out.
…..nigga what? (Sure, I’m half Cuban but I’m not really Moonlight Cuban so I don’t think I’m really allowed to say such a thing. O well, those college kids aren’t putting down their Play-Doh and coloring books to read this post, so with that mind let me just say NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)
How could somebody be so misinformed? Like Jesus fucking Christ man, take a fucking moment out of avoiding doing your job and watch the miniseries North and South. You know, the one starring the great Patrick Swayze.
…..oh my god, in his blue military uniform and that medium length wavy brown hair that you just wanna rush your fingers through as he picks you up and throws you up against a wall, kissing your neck as you breathe in his musky scent.
My apologies for the homosexual tangent. I’m not gay. Well I’m also not homophobic. I’m sure every man has had their fantasies about James Dean.
……oh my fucking Christ have you seen Rebel Without A Cause? James Dean in that red jacket and tight blue jeans. I’m getting hard from that visual alone. I better not think about him with a cigarette dangling from his luscious lips or how adorable he looked awkwardly leaning on shit O O O or the way he chugs from a glass jug of milk, him swallowing that white liquid making me wish that jug of milk was my throbbing hard cock as I pump thick bursts of hot cum down his throat…
Christ I gotta get this fucking bullshit over with so I can relieve my tension. So what were we discussing? O yeah that orange cunt Trump.
So yeah, I really wish he would educate himself about the Civil War. Ya know maybe take three hours and watch Gone With The Wind.
…..oh my god do you remember how beautiful Clark Gable looked in that film? O Jesus, my stomach is turning over and my heart is beating rapidly just thinking of his little perfect mustache and the way he would smile looking back at Vivien Leigh over his shoulder EEEEEEEEEE!!!
….I didn’t actually shriek and wave my fists in front of my face like a girl in the beginning stages of puberty looking at Justin Bieber or whoever is a teen sensation and looks like they’re a little boy who bench presses every now and then or a butch woman who is really into softball dressed like a young male.
….k maybe I did.
What was the topic? O yeah….fucking Trump, Gone With The Wind.
Jesus fucking Christ if Clark Gable looked down at me while holding my chin and said “You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how” I would fuck that man’s cock with my throat until I choked and turned blue.
So in conclusion, Trump really needs to do some research.
And I think I’m bi-curious, at least bi-curious for legendary male leads.