Short Story: Pizza Pussy

Bobby followed Natalie into the bedroom as he sucked away at a bottle of beer. Once they made their way into the bedroom, she began to passionately kiss him, too horny to be bothered with the taste of cheap light beer on the tip of his tongue.

“Keep your eyes closed, I got a surprise for you.”

Bobby giggled to himself and covered his eyes, still holding the bottle of beer.

“Hurry up, I need to finish this beer.”

Bobby stood there patiently with his eyes closed as he heard Natalie taking her clothes off and grabbing something from underneath her bed. His heart was beating with excitement, eager to see what was in store for him.

“Alright, you can open your eyes.”

He did and saw his girlfriend was now completely nude with three slices of pizza on her body. Two of them covered her nipples and one was between her thighs.

“Can I eat that one between your legs?”

Natalie smiled, shaking her head up and down as she begged him to join her with her index finger.

“O wait, I don’t like anchovies on my pizza.” Bobby said, doubling over with laughter.

The look of lust and excitement left Natalie’s face and was soon replaced by horror and sadness with a side of tears. She ran to the bathroom, the pizza falling from her breasts and vagina. One slice was mushed into the carpet under her right foot. As soon as she crossed the barrier of the bathroom, she slammed the door behind her.

Bobby looked towards the bathroom door, shrugging his shoulders as he downed the rest of his beer.

“I am not a good person.”

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