Clips To Whack Off To: Vacation Rental Gone Wrong Turns Into Sex With Busty Agent

This is from my Clips To Whack Off To “essays”. I went on Pornhub and wrote humorous reviews/opinions/observations/whatever the fuck you wanna call it. Here’s one from the collection. Enjoy! 

 

Time to watch yet another Property Sex clip. I’m still not over how this porn channel where all of the storylines revolve around property rental and purchasing is such a hot ticket in porn currently. What is it about Property Sex that is getting people so fucking horny? Is buying and renting property that much of a turn on?

This clip’s storyline revolves around a guy who is renting a vacation house, it’s not a two bedroom like he wanted and the woman renting the property is willing to fuck her client to keep him happy. First off, this guy is all alone so why the fuck does he need two bedrooms? Is he planning to meet a girl at the beach and take her back so they can roleplay as a divorced couple who still live under the same roof like that bad Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn film?

Also, why is this chick fucking to keep her job? Like is the job REALLY that important? Ladies, if this porno can teach you anything it’s put some of your dough in your savings account so you won’t have to fuck strangers when you are fucking terrible at your job.

The star of this video, Skyla Novea’s acting talent is at best “woman who will be dying second in a slasher film”

The one thing I don’t like about Property Sex is how much of a storyline their videos have and how that really puts a spotlight on how 99.9 percent of pornstars have zero acting talent whatsoever. The only acting chops they have is when it comes to faking an orgasm, and quite honestly Skyla is not really good at that either. When she moans, it kinda sounds like a keychain you might buy at Spencer’s where that has five buttons for different variations of a horny ghost.

Also, what the fuck is Skyla? I can’t tell if she’s white or a Hispanic who votes Republican and feels gross for being Hispanic so she covers it up by trying to be as white as possible. Also maybe she’s Russian? I don’t fucking know.

But she’s got amazing tits and her nose and tongue pierced to let you know she’s doing her best to fuck her daddy issues away so it’s all good!

This clip concludes with one hell of a cumshot and when you watch this clip, you’ll no doubt conclude with a big ol cumshot as well.

I’d like to imagine that this guy still ends up complaining about the condo he was stuck with after fucking this girl multiple times on his vacation. Boy how fucking pissed would she be if that happened? Make that makeup sex sequel Property Sex!

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